Without double-checking, I would bet all of the money that Pamela Paul is talking about FARK here, in Pornified:

"Bjoobies!! I love dem Asian features," exclaims one man in a bulletin board of responses to a series of online photos showing a half-Asian, half-Caucasian woman, dubbed "Kitana," frolicking naked in a bathtub. "Dammit," writes another ( Read more... )

Hey, look. I'm lame like my lame friends are lame.


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The hope of me doing anything remotely resembling useful at work reached rock-bottom a few days ago.

Flash Element TD is a lame name for a horrendously addictive little strategy game. Build the Warcraft 3 towers (and some new ones) to stop the march of monsters on a track. It's a bit more fun than it sounds.

I beat the last level (39) with 16,878 ( Read more... )

Not even noon, and I've been the funniest I'll be all day.

BC Sports, the store across the hall from the FP, has a handful of sporty celebrity types across the hall, signing stuff. It's like Gino Capelliiootiotiolito, David Ortiz, Somethingorother Dillon, and Pete Rose ( Read more... )

You can't see it, but the face I'm making right now is the one I make when I see a kid in a red, Trigun trenchcoat come into my store.

It would help if I post this to MY livejournal, and not the Magestry one. Go figure. Bahleeted, and then reposted.

An open letter to all of these girls I keep seeing in the mall:
Okay, seriously guys, tanning's chill. I don't think it's extra attractive or anything, but some dudes do. Leather's in ( Read more... )

Seriously, my score is inexcuseable, and WP only did the final blow. It was me bare-fisted boxing hideouspenguinb the arch-fiend that did the real damage.

DO YOU WANT YOUR POSSESSIONS INDENTIFIED? Y

I died in the Dungeon of Commonboy

I was killed in a derelict chamber by Hurrysundown the giant spider, whilst carrying...

the Shield of Kieran001, the Sceptre of ( Read more... )

Left Behind commentary at Slacktivist? Always interesting. Text adventure humor? Always funny. Two great tastes that taste great together?

Sure, it's a great place name, but my next character in a role playing game is TOTALLY going to be named Arthur Yiffington.

Chang wonders..."What's so great about OwlbearsSome more Dogs in the Vineyard ( Read more... )

It's the times like this morning, when I realize that last night I had a dream that I was telling someone about a neat campaign setting someone suggested on RPG.net yesterday ( Read more... )